Doin' the things a partical can.
What's he like, it's not important,
Is he dark, or is he a spec?
When he's under water does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Partical man.
Triangle man hates partical man.
Within a fight, triangle wins,
Size of the entire universe man.
Usually kind to smaller man,
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
A millenium hand, and a cling-on hand.
And when they meet, it's happy land,
Powerful man, Universe man.
Hit on the head with a frying pan.
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Is he depressed, or is he messed?
Does he keep totally worthless?
Who came up with Person man?
The greatest man, Person man.
Triangle man hates Person man,
When in a fight, Triangle wins,