City Hall Lyrics

by Tenacious D

All you people up there in City Hall
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets
This is a song for the people in the streets

Not the people City Hall
All you motherfuckers in the streets
It's time to rise up, up up up
Come along children and fuckin' rise

Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot, a riot

We have 'em screaming in the streets
We have 'em tippin' over shit
And breakin' fuckin' windows
Of small businesses

And settin' fuckin' fires
And settin' fuckin' fires
And settin' fuckin' fires

And then after the smoke is cleared
And the rubble has been swept away
Me and KG will peek out our heads
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors
Below sea level, from a bunker

We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall
But now what will we do?
We must rebuild
But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?

Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
And the elbow grease to lead us to a new land
No, not me and KG
We don't have the cognitive capacity to lead
Alright, we'll do it

We'll lead as Two Kings
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ahh
(Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah ha ah how
We'll lead as Two Kings

The first decree is to legalize marijuana
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization
You're banished from the land

We'll lead as Two Kings
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ahh
(Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah ha ah how
Lead as Two Kings

The second decree, no more pollution
No more car exhaust or ocean dumpage
From now on, we will travel in tubes

We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yeah
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings

Get the scientists working
On the tube technology, immediately
(Tube technology)
Chop, chop, let's go

Third decree, no more rich people and poor people
From now on, we will all be the same umm, I dunno
I gotta think about that

We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeah
Ha ha ho hee, ha ha ho hee
Ha ha ho ho ho ho

Oh my God
Ahh, what?
Dude, the red phone is flashing
Oh, yeah

Let me scoop that up
Hello? Two Kings
Who is it?
What? No, no fucking way
What?

Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho
You gotta go down there
Oh my God, what?
Dude, I gotta stay here

Why do I have to go?
Please! Please!
Oh, God, okay
Awesome, is he gone?

Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up
But Rage, he can't be King anymore
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees

Seriously, let's make him
"Duke" a kick ass "Duke"
Or, "Leader formerly known as King"
But uh oh, he's comin' back

We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
We'll really lead as Two Kings

Uh, dude?
Rage
I went all over Idaho
Yeah?
Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere
What? There was no famine?

Yeah, there was no famine, no
Dude
I don't know what's uh
A toast
A toast

Long live the, "D"
Long live the, "D"
Long live me
I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine

What?
For the good of the land
You p, I poisoned yours
Huh heh, as well
No, no

City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall

People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall
'Cause no one here is talkin'
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall
'Cause no one here is rockin'

People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall
'Cause everyone is rock-'em, sock-'em robots
Everyone is rock-'em, sock-'em robots
Everyone is rock-'em, sock-'em go oh

Don't, cut that part out
We've got it

Um, do you believe in God?
I believe, I believe
You do?
I believe in God
I believe in God

Y'do
I believe in God
Do you?
I believe in God

Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this
(One)
(Cuts off on, "One")
I got some lyrics

Malibu nights, tangerine dreams
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams
Malibu, makin' a poo
Stinky poo, lookin'd view

Because it's time for my breakfast
It's time for some cheese
It's time for the stink
Time for the breeze
Time for the hah-or-ee