F*ck Her Gently Lyrics

by Tenacious D

This is a song, for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And fucking give her some smooches too

Sometimes you gotta squeeze
Sometimes you gotta say please
Sometimes you gotta say hey

I'm gonna fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna bawl you discreetly

And then you say, "Hey a bunch of flowers"
And then you say, "Wait a minute Sally"
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me? That's fucking teamwork

Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me its not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your you favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bawl you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard, hard