Flutes and Trombones Lyrics

by Tenacious D

JB: Kage?
KG: Wha ... Hey ... wha .. whats happenin?
JB: What are you doin here?
KG: Oh I ... uh .. just ... uh ... I think i forgot somethin .... Just you know...
JB: Wait a second. It's like 2am, In the middle of the night
KG: Yeah
JB: And your here in the recording studio alone?
KG: So?
JB: So what up?
KG: It's ...
JB: Explain yourself
KG: I just had to ... you know ... come back and ... uh .. ah ...
JB: What are you ... What's that behind your back?
KG: It's just a ...
JB: Is that a Flute? .. Dude are you comin in here at night with a fuckin Flute and layin down Flute tracks? ... YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKIN STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!
KG: What's behind your back?
JB: What do you mean?
KG: What's behind your back?
JB: uhhh ....
KG: What are you doin out here anyway?
JB: What do you mean 'What am I doin here?', What are you doin here?
KG: Well, what are you doin here? Your on my shit about bein here, what are you doin here? What do YOU have behind your .. ? That's a Trombone!!
JB: So what .. I was gonna ... lay down ..... FUCK YOU!!! I'LL FIGHT YOU!!!
KG: Ahhh!!
(Fight)