Great Milenko Phone Skit Lyrics

by Insane Clown Posse

*Phone rings*
Man: "Hello?"
J: "Is Mandy there?"
Man: "It's 2 o'clock in the morning."
J: "Did I ask you that?"
Man: "Who is this?
J: "J."
Man: "What are you doing calling here this late?"
J: "Look, fucker! I'm packin' wood the size of Texas! So put your daughter on the phone and take your bitch-ass back to sleep!"
Man: "What did you say to me?!"
J: "MOTHER FUCKER!"
Man: "Where's your father at? Put your father on the phone!"
J: "Aight. Hold up...... DAAAAAD!"
Shaggy: "Hello?"
Man: "Hello. I'm, I'm sleeping here in bed with my wife, when, when..."
Shaggy: "Wait, wait, wait a minute. You can't be in bed with your wife... I'M IN BED WITH YOUR WIFE!"
Man: "You son-of-a-bitch! I'm calling the police! I know who you are!"
Shaggy: "You do?"
Man: "Yes I do!"
Shaggy: "Well, alright! Tell 'em I said FUCK OFF!"