Michael Jackson Is Dead Lyrics

by Jon LaJoie

Oh my god, did you hear about Michael Jackson?
Yeah, I heard about Michael Jackson, it's crazy right?
Yeah, I can't believe it, all of a sudden the media is on his side.
I know its crazy right?

Michael Jackson is dead; don't pretend you give a shit, you mother fucking hypocrites remember what you said he did.
Michael Jackson is dead; no you never gave a shit, so why are you pretending you mother fucking hypocrite.

Michael Jackson's such a freak; you'd hear it a thousand times a week, on every fucking TV screen, and every fucking magazine.
Yeah sure we liked him for while, for a few years when he was in style, then someone said he's a pedophile, and fucking boys is what makes him smile.
Then there was a punch line everyday about his Skeletor like face, and how he loved twelve year old balls, we didn't care if it was true or false.
So don't pretend that you give a fuck, keep talking about how he sucked twelve year old cock, and went from a being cute little black kid, and died as a white skeleton robot.

Michael Jackson is dead; don't pretend you give a shit, you mother fucking hypocrites remember what you said he did.
Michael Jackson is dead; no you never gave a shit, so why are you pretending you mother fucking hypocrite.

Remember when he dangled his kid from a balcony; I wasn't hear when you called him legendary.
And when he heard that shit about the Culkin kid, we said, "Oh my god, Jacko's motherfucking sick!"
"He likes fucking kids, he likes fucking kids!" Nobody was talking about his music, now if I say "He died choking on a kid's dick", you'd say, "Oh my god, that's so offensive!"
Well fuck you, you mother fucking cunt ass bitch, everyone in the news hyp- a mother fucking crite. On your high horse saying that I'm a demon, Cuz' I say that he overdosed on a boy's semen.

Michael Jackson is dead; don't pretend you give a shit, you mother fucking hypocrites remember what you said he did.
Michael Jackson is dead; no you never gave a shit, so why are you pretending you mother fucking hypocrites.

Oh, it's so sad that Michael passed away, we loved him so much.
Oh really? Really, did you love him? Cause From where I'm standing, it kinda looked like you hated him, and that you called him a freak, and that you wanted him to die.
But now that he's dead, you love him, and he's a legend, and he's so amazing, and we love Michael Jackson.
How about you go fuck yourself you big bunch of fucking hypocrites,
Here I'm going to do this for you; I'm going to do this for you.

Billy Jean was not his lover,
Of course she wasn't she had a vagina.
She was older than twelve years old.

Fuck you hypocrites.