Patch Song Lyrics

by Adam Sandler

A wont a you a dance with me at the annual all star a banquet
A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet
Everyone in town will be lookin' their best,
Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast.
Its a kind of a night when your feet match
When u feel nearly 5 foot 3!
They'll laugh and they'll dance and they'll pee in their pants
Cuz there's a patch at the all star a banquet waiting for me!