by Tenacious D
Seorita, tasty mamacita
Tell me baby, what's your name
Oh Conchita, won't you have a seat-a
Tell me baby, who's to blame?
I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong
My body's shakin' out of control
His name is Larry, oh he's really scary
Drinkin' at the fuckin' bar
Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder
Tell him that's he's gone too far
He laughs and tells me to fuckin' fuck myself
Now my blood is boilin' over my soul
[JB] I'm sorry, I didn't hear that
Did you just tell me to fuckin' fuck myself?
[JB] Well I'm telling you to step outside
[Larry] Oh really?
[JB] Yeah, we got some things to talk about
A little lady named Conchita
[JB] Yeah, you harmed her
[Larry] What? Who said? Who are you?
[JB] Yeah, fuck you you piece of shit
When my fist connects at Larry, falls down to the ground
I see he's cut me with a bottle
My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down
Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle
Dnde ests mi horse? All!
Dgame, donde estas Larry? Alli?
En las montaas? Donde, en el caon?
Muy bien, Coldwater Caon?
Andale, hey, ha, ha
Ah, te llamo mi Conchita
Yo tengo hambre para tu boca
Mira mi cara
Soy el fuego para tu beso
Watchin' Larry in his sanctuary thinkin' that he got away
With Conchita, oh my mamacita, kissing him upon the face
I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you
Now my mind is spinnin' out of control
Ah I'm sorry mamacita
Oh my little seorita
I ? seorita