Show Me Your Genitals Lyrics

by Jon LaJoie

Women are stupid and I don't respect them.
That's right; I just have sex with 'em.

[Chorus]

Show me your genitals, your genitals
(WHAT)
Show me your genitals
(GENITALIA)
Show me your genitals, your genitals
(WHAT)
Show me your genitals
(GENITALIA)

You're talking to me about stuff--
Why?
I'd much rather see your titties.
Now you're talking about other stuff..
WHY??
I'd much rather see your titties.

I can't have sex with your personality
and can't put my penis in your college degree
and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams
so why are you sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song.
That's right BITCH,
Now take off your thong
and..

[Chorus]

Show me your genitals, your genitals
(WHAT)
Show me your genitals
(GENITALIA)
Show me your genitals, your genitals
(WHAT)
Show me your genitals
(GENITALIA)

Knock knock; who's there?
It's me, wondering why you're not naked.
Knock knock; who's there?
Me again, still wondering why you're not naked.

I wanna see your bum;
I don't care what you say.
No, I don't have feelings,
'cause feelings are gay.
Something something..
in the month of May...
BITCHES love my penis 'cause its really big.
Girls' brains are much stupider than men's are
so they should always listen to us
'cause we're smart.
Women are only good for 3 things:
Cooking, cleaning and VAGINAS

[Chorus]
Show me your genitals, your genitals
(WHAT)
Show me your genitals
(GENITALIA)
Show me your genitals, your genitals
(WHAT)
Show me your genitals
(GENITALIA)

I could give good sex to you
'cause I'm really good at sex.
I could give good sex to you
'cause I'm really good at sex.

Aaaaw yeah
That's right
Shake your..
uh..
bums...

I'm outta here;
I gotta go have sex with a LOT of girls.