The Ballad of Honey Boo Boo Lyrics

by Brad Paisley

In the hills of Georgia, at a modest home
Lived a sugared-up beauty queen garden gnome
(here comes Honey Boo Boo)
Shes sing a song, whistle a tune,
Make ketchup sgetty with her momma June
(here comes Honey Boo Boo)
Ye-ha
Shes roaming the country, shes on the loose
Filled with balls of cheese and go-go juice
(here comes Honey Boo Boo)
Ye-ha
Shes fighting for justice and the American way
From the mountain-to she screams everybodys a little gay
Thats right
An American hero, down to the core
She eats her meals right off the floor
(here comes Honey Boo Boo)
This is the ballad of Honey Boo Boo