What The Hell Happened To Me? Lyrics

by Counting Crows

Eyo, our band straight sucks
we have sex with ducks
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
we suck
we suck
we're the worst band since the people who sang that barbie girl song
and we fight all the time
and skip concerts like we're hot shit
but really we just suck big dicks
we don't show because we can't perform live for DICK!!!
and all our songs suck
because we have no musical abilities
and our lead singer wouldn't even make it on american idol
clay aiken owns our anuses hard
harder
harder
I never wash my hair