X-Mas Curtain Lyrics

by My Morning Jacket

Hey, the Christmas curtain falls
On lawbreakers that pave the way
For thoughtless folks like me and J who'd pay
But can't afford the finer things in life so we heist them all

We're criminals that never break the law

So, to all you frowns go down to town square and get some action
From the Christmas girl that lives inside your womb
She's always there, I think that I'm certain
You pay to get behind her Christmas curtain

You're the criminal that never breaks the law