[chorus]I been so many places I've seen so many faces But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple hills I've climbed the highest mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple hills
[eminem]Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of lawsuits iside her palm It's mr. mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like christopher reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by 6 people And 5 I hit Ah shit I started a mosh pit Squashed a chick And lost the foster kids This room makes me hallucinate Then I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb shit start happenin' Dumber than vanilla ice tryin' to rap again So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce I said c'mon bounce Everybody in the house doin' mass amounts To the women in the thongs, with they asses out We don't bullshit, better ask around D12 throws the bomb and gas your town Bizarre, your mom is crashing out Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out
[kon artist & kuniva]Fuck that, someone help denaun He's upstairs wrestling with elton john Hey von, you see me stepping on these eprechauns?
It gotta be tums the ex-lax is gone Yeah I took a them all gone with some parmesian And I think my arm is gone Nah, it's probably numb Young, dumb and full of shit And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue Scary ass it was a false alarm You think I'm about to die when I just got off Well stop acting stupid You so high That you might wake up with a guy on some new shit I think I did too much I think I got the runs Rolaids, pepto, and tums Watch out here it comes!
[hook]Dirty dozen 80 of us Shady brothers Ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/purple-hills-lyrics-d12.html ] They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, something Umm I dunno
[proof]Hop hills Hills I hop Hop two hills On stilts I walk Snort ? ? lines that were filled with chalk Thought it was incredible and can't ? I wanna roll away Like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm old and gray Yeah I'm gonna go for broke I hope you don't Pack up my nose with soap *cough cough cough* Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the trojan broke Ahh, poor baby Born by whore lady Now I'm paying child support (it's your baby!)
[swifty]I take four shots at one time I don't need to chase when I'm swallowing mine Hey you got any room In bizarre's hatch back We can't go far 'cause the car has flats Why the hell you people think I rap? Because my mother taught me How to breach contracts If you got cash Then hide it soon (swift, chill) I just wanna get by like you And I don't give a damn if you find me rude Me, the crew, to hell with you too I only need three blunts then I'm cool I just got some and I'm going back soon
[bizarre]I'm at rave Looking at a babe Like she want it Gin and tonic demonic Body smell like vomit Looney, crazy, dopey headed, sexy head guy Whipped cream, dirty mattresses Wanna try Blue hills, golden seals Got bizarre actin' ill Drugs kill (yeah right) Chick I'm for real Shut your mouth you dirty girl You know you want me in your world Ladies, please don't fight Bizarre's here all night!!!