With my qualifications
With my qualifications
I could get me a job walking a dog
Chopping a log, cleaning a bog
With my qualifications
With my qualifications
I could see myself stacking a shelf
As a sales assistant at do-it-yourself
With my qualifications
With my qualifications
And my brother worked night and day
At the Eurostar Terminal
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And the government gave it away
So what's the point in University?
For three years, I read philosophy
Now I read bar codes all day long
Beep, beep, beep sings that check-out song
With my qualifications
Talking 'bout my qualifications
Would you like to see my Ph.D.?
My BSE? My GCSE?
I gotta first in physics so I ought to know
If your fries are for here or to go
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