Rap Promoter Lyrics

It's a fly love song
To the effect of nothing, effective fronting Is what I don't allow so let me tell you something I am a bonafide Not too modest and not a lot of pride
Soon to have a ride and a home to reside If my momma is sick I'm by her beside Used to watch the show on channel 4 called Riptide Wash my wears in-tide 'cause it's too damn cold outside
That's how the runnings go If there ain't no dough then there ain't no show So take your roly poly fat promoter To the chemical bank and get my cash
If you wanna see the people scream and laugh You best quest you ask quest you ask real fast 'Cause I don't wanna see 'em, start buckin' Throwin' chairs in the air while you be duckin'
What, what? Don't step to me with that If you promotin' the show make sure it ain't wack Or else I'm leaving Let me tell you I'm leaving Let me tell you I'm leaving Let me tell you Your wack show
Yo man whassup with that? Yo don't sweat me [Incomprehensible]C'mon, five hundred, that was the deal C'mon man, don't try to play me out We don't need you, sorry You know you need me
And the abstract rapper says, "I want chicken, and orange juice Dat's wha's on my rider and my occasional potato by Orida Don't forget my pastry, make sure they're tasty I'm not the type to be pushy or hasty"
See I'm the type of bro that's reared in the ghetto Took a few shorts before Now the only ones I take are the ones that I wear Ain't takin' no shorts no more, now
Please act proper 'fore I call the crime stoppers Don't dip on the dough, 'cause that's a no, no Make sure you count your money real slow Be alert, look alive and act like ya know
It's, the 90's, time to make moves Not the 80's, do away withcha womb So what, you got a crew I got one too, they're called the Brooklyn Zoo
Don't break fool, let's be reserved and cool We don't have to act like we in grade school Just make sure that we're taken care of And we'll do a fly show for ya bub, check it out
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