Yeah, I'm such a liar, one time I told you
You were the highlight of all of my sexual life
While I'm confessing when you're undressing
I was picking the lock on your safe with my knife
Einstein
If you're so naive
That you believe everything I said to you
Well, I got your sex and wrote you rubber checks
Well, what did you think I was gonna do?
My reputation for exaggeration
It never got to you
That's why I left Duluth
Sometimes I stretch the truth
My dearest, darling, you know that luggage
It belonged to the blond with the really nice pair
And incidentally I sorely missed you
The pain was so hard to bear
If I would rate you, not that I hate you
But you would end up eighth, maybe ninth in your class
Your build is hot now, if you could use your
Brain like you use your ass
Oh, you're so naive
How could you believe everything I said to you?
My reputation for exaggeration
It never got to you
Sometimes I'm so uncouth
Sometimes I stretch the truth
Hey, I'm such a liar, one time I told you
You were the highlight of all of my sexual life
I'm remarkably insincere
Incredibly insincere, totally insincere
Oh, don't take it so hard, my dear
I'm consistently insincere
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