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Rent A Cop Lyrics

"Rent A Cop" was written by Folds, Benjamin Scott.
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Im trollin' food court for girls
Yeah, its the best job in the world
They know theyre safe with me
They love my little mustache
They love the man in the uniform, ooh

With my sunglass they cant
See what Im really lookin' at
And as theyre walkin' by
I whisper through my dough nut
Hey, baby, baby, light that ass on fire, yeah

How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours
Till I punch the clock
How long must this day go on? Ooh

No kid, they dont give me a gun
I dont get paid enough to run
So you can call me what you want
Ill be hangin' at the check out
Checking out your girlfriend
Figure out how shes going to fit all of that
Butt into that underwear? Yeah, yeah

Hey, girl if you cant recall
Where you parked your daddys car?
Then I could help you out
All alone in this great big mall, ooh

Yeah, gonna get it

How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours
Till its Miller Time
How long must this day go on? Whoa, oh

Im trolling food court for girls

I whisper through my dough nut
I whisper through my dough nut
I whisper through my dough nut
Hey, baby, baby, hey baby baby
Light that, light that ass on fire

Alright, thats good

Songwriters
FOLDS, BENJAMIN SCOTT

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Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

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