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"Right Turn Clyde" was written by Franks, James M. / Waters, George Roger.
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Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me, 'Public Enemy' but don't believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in, 'Star 80' wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me

Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think?
I think you might be Darwin's missing link

Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?

Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the, 'Academy Awards'
That's why I ran like a flock of seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee

All in all you're just another dick with no balls, balls, balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls, balls, balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school

Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you
Like your shrimp you like' em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel, where's your brother Daryl?
Where's your other brother Daryl?

Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time

Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp
In your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken
Your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone

All in all you're just another dick with no balls, balls, balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls, balls, balls

Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
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Songwriters
FRANKS, JAMES M. / WATERS, GEORGE ROGER

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Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

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