Rosseta Stoned Lyrics

Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will. 10 to 2 AM, X Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my need-to-know post just outside Area 51 contemplating the whole chosen people thing when just then a flaming, stealth banana split the sky. like, one would hope to expect but never see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right on my Birkenstocks. then me yelping "Holy fucking shit!" Then the X-Files beings, who was like some kind of blue-green jackie chan with Isabella Rossellini lips with breath that reeked of vanilla chig-champa (also while making the sound a-banana-da-banana that's when I opened up.. those lyrics are totally wrong but i can't remember it right now. not going by the track atm) my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip, and all I could think was, "I hope Uncle Marty here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."
So alive in this way Like an apparition, He had me crying out, "Fuck me It's gotta be Deadhead Chemistry The Blotter got on top of me Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!" And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope to those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." Me. The Chosen One? They chose me, and I didn't graduate from fuckin' high school. You'd better... You'd better... You'd better... You'd better listen. Then he looked right through me With somniferous almond eyes Don't even know what that means Must remember to write it down This is so real Like the time Dave floated away See, my heart is pounding [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/rosseta-stoned-lyrics-tool.html ] 'Cause this shit never happens to me I can't breathe right now! It was so real, Like I woke up in Wonderland. All sorta terrifying I don't wanna be all alone When I tell this story. And can anyone tell me why Ya'll sound like Peanut's parents. Will I ever be coming down? This is so real Finally, it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing 'Cause this shit never happens to me I can't breathe right now! You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I just said! See the Dead ain't touring. And this wasn't all in my head. See, they took me by the hand And invited me right in. Then they showed me something I don't even know where to begin. Strapped down on my bed Feet cold, eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? or am I dead? Can't remember what they said God damn, shit the bed [High] ... Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be the One Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending, To write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen Shit the bed again ... Typical. Strapped down to my bed Feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? Am I dead? Sunkist and Sudafed Gyroscopes and infrared Won't help, I'm brain dead Can't remember what they said God damn, shit the bed I can't remember what they said to me Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero Can't remember what he said God help me! Can't remember what he said Don't know, won't know (x12) God damn, shit the bed!