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S & M Airlines Lyrics

from Longest Ep

"S & M Airlines" is track #25 on the album Longest Ep. It was written by Burkett, Mike.
"S & M Airlines" is track #25 on the album Longest Ep. It was written by Burkett, Mike.

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I went to the airport but I missed my flight
I had to get out of this town tonight
A lady in black caught my attention
I couldn't figure out what was her intention

She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight
She could get me a seat and the price was right
She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance
But I had no idea what was in store for me

I'll never fly S and M airlines again

She welcomed me aboard, she strapped me to my seat
She tied my hands and legs down, she made me kiss her feet
Whipped me and slapped me and she gagged me when I begged
One things for sure I'll never fly S and M airlines again

The stewardess in leather came walking down the isle
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile
The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes
I looked up and there were two gartered thighs

I'll never fly S and M airlines again

Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick
Before I could do anything she slapped my dick
I followed her commands, my aim was to please
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees

The plane finally landed by the end of the night
I had to get off of this torture flight
Asked her to release me then she bit my lip
She said, "The ticket that you bought, it was round trip"

I'll never fly S and M airlines again
S and M airlines I'll never fly S and M airlines again
S and M airlines I'll never fly S and M airlines again
S and M airlines

Songwriters
BURKETT, MIKE

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Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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