Same Song & Dance Lyrics

Yo, same song and dance Damn girl, everywhere I go, same song and dance I like the way you move, all over the globe Same song and dance, somethin' about it, man Same song and dance, 'In The Pale Moonlight'
I'm lookin' at ya, yeah girl, you're kind of tookin' back By the whole rapper thing, aren't ya? Probably thinkin' you'll get slapped so dang hard Ya won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya?
Couple rape charges, people think you're a monster The police constantly buggin' ya non-stop I walk up on ya, well, "Hello Tonya I think ya' got your OnStar button inside your car stuck"
You outta gas, do you got the flat? I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back And sit up front, I'm not askin', it's a trap
You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a rap In broad day with no mask for this attack I heard 'em say, exact opposites attract If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get you back
Yeah baby, do that dance It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Girl, shake that ass, you ain't ever gonna break that glass The windshield's too strong for you
I said, yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance
The first victim I had, she was a big one Big movie star, a party girl, big fun She was the girl the media always picked on In and out of rehab, every four to six months
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once What an event it was, I was sittin' in front I was hooked in it, the first glimpse of them buns
Seen her back stage, now here's where I come in, son Look here she comes, I better pull out the big guns Hello Lindsay, you're lookin' a little thin, hun' How 'bout a ride to rehab, get in, cunt
It's startin' off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want Girl, I'm just kiddin', let me start over again, hun' See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension
You little wench, murder wasn't my intention If I wanted to kill you it would've already been done Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her With sixty six inches of extension cord
Yeah baby, do that dance It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Girl, shake that ass, you ain't ever gonna break that glass The windshield's too strong for you
I said, yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance
My second victim was even bigger than the first Pop star, icon, the whole works She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst upon the scene And seen that the world was hers
She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad, it hurts It irked me and made me mad at first I lashed out through my songs but what was really goin' on Was that I had developed a crush I just didn't know how to tell it to her
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her? Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons Of footage of me impalin' myself on an elephant tusk? We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk
Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just Climb the gate and ring the bell like, "Hello, my love I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up"
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me? I'll share my Valium with you 'cause I'm feelin' you, Britney I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
I've been feelin' you, ooh, ooh girl, you sexy little gal You hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value Come on, toots, give me the Valium alleyoop I'll slam dunk it in your mouth 'til you puke
And just as soon you pass out in your alphabet soup I'm 'bout to make a new outfit out of you New outfit? Shit, I'll make a suit out of you Shoot, now show me how you move, baby, do how ya do
Yeah baby, do that dance It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Girl, shake that ass, you ain't ever gonna break that glass The windshield's too strong for you
I said, yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance
Same kickin' and screamin', same cryin' and sobbin' Same song and dance Same diggin' and pleadin', same yellin' and bleedin' Same song and dance Yeah, same song and dance I know, same song and dance