Sathington Willoughby Lyrics

We are gathered here today In these majestic halls of old To honor a man they call Sathington Willoughby
There's a joke or two A pun or three I feel that must be told Then I go on to speak of Sathington Willoughby Sathington Willoughby
A legislator that Penned us up a bill That banned the use Of certain things like This and that This and that This and that This and that This and that