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Scallop Boat Lyrics

Gwar : Scallop Boat Lyrics

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Dear Oderus Urungus
Hey man, do you remember me ?
I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
And the really bad tattoo
And now I'm doing 20 to life
for killing the guy
that was humping my wife
So I thought I'd write a letter to you

Scallop Boat now baby
Scallop boat
IV coke now baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat

I used to work on a scallop boat
I made some money there
I used to do the I.V. coke
Lost some money there

Scallop boat now baby
Scallop boat
I.V. coke now baby
Funky scallop
Funky scallop boat

Down here in jail I do as I'm able
Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here ?
But there is one thing that I don't understand
I thought The South Pole was the home of the band
Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond ?

don't break up man
keep it together
i love you guys
I LOVE YOU GUYS

funky funky
funky funky
funky funky scallop boat




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