Sex Objects Lyrics

I was alone and I was so confused But then I found a thing that I could really use She was only 1995, so I blew her up And watched her come alive
In the back of magazines They hide behind the core tines Every color, every shape and every size Delivered just in time, do you make a guarantee?
Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects They're for pretend
It couldn't be any better than this The plastic's smooth so I can kiss Everyday is just like the first I hope I love her, she never frowns
It's an easy thing to do Remember just the thought you knew You know, you rarely share these things Love's funny with what it brings Sometimes either way she's all mine
Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects They're for pretend Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects They're for pretend, oh yeah
They tell me that it's wrong But I knew that all along And yes, it may be strange But that don't change the fact I'm in love with plastic sex
It's an easy thing to do Remember just the thought you knew You see, you rarely share these things Love's funny with what it brings Sometimes either way she's all mine
Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects They're for pretend Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects They're for pretend
Sex objects Treats me so nice Sex objects All day, all night Sex objects Synthetic skin, I fit right in