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Shoehorn With Teeth Lyrics

"Shoehorn With Teeth" was written by Linnell, John S./flansburgh, John C..
"Shoehorn With Teeth" was written by Linnell, John S./flansburgh, John C..

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He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing

He asks a girl
If they can both sit in a chair
But he doesn't get nervous
She's not really there

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing

Tour the world
In a heavy metal band
But they run out of gas
The plane can never land

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing

What's the sense in
Ever thinking about the tomb?
When you're much too busy
Returning to the womb?

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing

Songwriters
LINNELL, JOHN S./FLANSBURGH, JOHN C.

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