Somewhere Near Japan Lyrics

Late last night I got an S. O. S. The fairy tale girl's in deep distress She says, “I don't know where I am But it's near Japan”
My engine's all burned out My crew has all bailed out I don't know where I am But it's somewhere near Japan
And she said, "Rescue me” I'm somewhere in the China Sea I think I'm sinkin' fast This call is probably my last?
I'm throwin' out a life line And I'm doin' it for old time's sake Though I know you're gonna break my heart One more time
Late last night I got an S. O. S. The fairy tale girl's in deep in distress She says, “I don't know where I am But it's near Japan”
My engine's all burned out My crew has all bailed out I don't know where I am But it's somewhere near Japan
And she said, "Thank you dear" I think she sounded quite sincere And when she turned to go She said, "I crave adventure don't you know?"
And now she's driftin' on some Chinese junk Her world is spinning and her hope has sunk So I close my eyes and somewhere near Japan
The spinning stopped and the world stood still I broke her fall and I always will Strung out in no man's land, somewhere near Japan
Rescue me