Steve Berman Lyrics

*Old Time's Sake playing in the background, phone rings*
[Secretary]Mr. Berman?
[Steve Berman]What?!
[Secretary]We have Eminem here to see you
[Steve Berman](Eminem) about fuckin' time! Send him in (Steve! Good to see ya man) Look who decided to show his face! I hope you've had fun in the last 4 years. (Look man, I apologise again for-) For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm? (Again, it was a mistake,) (a terrible mist- are you wearing a bulletproof vest?) and then you go and you do what? [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/steve-berman-lyrics-eminem.html ] hide out? stay in Detroit from us 5 years while the music industry melts the fuck down? Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fuckin vacation? (Well that's actually why I'm here, I was gonna, put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you, and get your opinion) Do I really need to hear it? Let me guess, another album about poor me, I'm so famous that it's ruined my rich little life, and I'm such a tortured artist. Let me make music about it and my tragic love life, am I on to something here? (Come on man it's not like that yo-) You know what? Just hand the fuckin thing over I'm done talkin to you. Think you can just come and go as you please. Big selfish superstar (Steve, I had a drug problem) Oh poor me, I had a drug problem. Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town? You know what?
*cocks gun*
(Hey! hey!) Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out (Woah, woah, woah. Jesus Christ man! ) (Alright alright here, fine) What's this shit? Two CD's? (That's what I've been tryin to tell you man, there's 2 albums) Just get out! (Alright!) Get the fuck out (Alright man, see you later)