Stone Cold Sober Lyrics

Never get to bed before sunup Always get caught in the rain Sometimes I might get in trouble Never was one to complain Now gentleman, you must agree
Ain't it worth it when you're out on cloud thirty three To be stone cold sober again Down in the alley again Stone cold sober again
Never found a dime in a gutter Always get my best friends drunk If the pres'dent tries to call me Say " Rodney, come on over for lunch" I'd say, " Gentlemen, excuse me please
But I'm busy with my buddies up on cloud thirty-three." Yeah, stone cold sober again Down in the alley again Stone cold sober again
Sunday is a drag, so forget it Monday you can make up for that Tuesday, take a taste for dinner If you're all right spend it in bed But on Thursday prepare for your weekend
And let Friday disappear into Saturday mornin' When you're stone cold sober again Down in the alley again Stone cold sober again Stone cold sober again Down in the alley again Stone cold sober again
I don't mind stone cold sober again Down in the alley again Stone cold sober again