Stop Me If You Think You'Ve Heard This One Before Lyrics

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me Stop me if you think That you've heard this one before
Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me Stop me if you think That you've heard this one before
Nothing's changed I still love you, oh, I still love you Only slightly, only slightly less Than I used to, my love
I was delayed, I was way-laid An emergency stop I smelt the last ten seconds of life I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make A shy, bald, Buddhist reflect And plan a mass murder Who said lied I'd to her?
Oh, who said I'd lied? Because I never, I never Who said I'd lied? Because I never
I was detained, I was restrained [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/stop-me-if-you-think-youve-heard-this-one-before-lyrics-the-smiths.html ] And broke my spleen and broke my knee And then he really lays into me Friday night in out-patients Who said I'd lied to her?
Oh, who said I'd lied? Because I never, I never Who said I'd lied? Because I never
And so I drank one It became four And when I fell on the floor I drank more
Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me Stop me if you think That you've heard this one before
Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me Stop me if you think That you've heard this one before
Nothing's changed I still love you, oh, I still love you Only slightly, only slightly less Than I used to, my love