Texas 101 Lyrics

Let's start with cowboys and campfires Starlight and guitars Sleeping underneath the Texas sky Keep them doggies movin' on From Santa Fe to San Antone Livin' in the saddle, till you die
Move on to Sunday crowds, rodeos Stetson hats and fancy clothes Girls that love to dance all night long Bob, Will, Z Z Top and Jerry, Jeff, and Janis Joplin Do that Lone star soul in their songs
Come on down, we'd love to see ya Open arms are there to greet ya Just remember, there's a way that things are done If you kill someone, you're gonna frown In Willie's bus, you're gettin' high That's your lesson in Texas 101
Well, the girls are pretty, the trucks are heavy Because of oil, some folks got rich And you can't drive across in a day We got Tex max food, senoritas Barbecues and margaritas Once you get a taste, you're gonna stay
Come on down, we'd love to see ya Open arms are there to greet ya Just remember, there's a way that things are done If you kill someone, you're gonna frown In Willie's bus, you're gettin' high That's your lesson in Texas 101, y'all
We got George Bush and Dixie Chicks I guess oil and water just don't mix There's one thing on which they might agree If there were no Alamo Then Texas would be Mexico Where in the name of Sam Houston would we be?
Come on down, we'd love to see ya Open arms are there to greet ya Just remember, there's a way that things are done If you kill someone, you're gonna frown In Willie's bus, you're gettin' high That's your lesson in Texas 101
Yeah, come on down, we'd love to see ya Open arms are there to greet ya Just remember, there's a way that things are done If you kill someone, you're gonna frown In Willie's bus, you're gettin' high That's your lesson in Texas 101
Yeah, that's your lesson in Texas 101 Yeah, that's your lesson in Texas 101 Yeah, yeah, that's right