The Bad Touch Lyrics

Ha ha, well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input
Sweat baby, sweat baby Sex is a Texas drought me And you do the kind of stuff That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants And I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two hand touch You want it rough, you're out of bounds I want to you smothered, want you covered Like my waffle house, hash, browns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex Never reaching apex like Coca Cola stock You are inclined to make me rise an hour early Just like daylight savings time
You and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel You and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt Only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics
Let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean Means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs, high tide B 5, you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I’m Mr.Cofee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I’ll show you mine Tool time, you’ll love it just like Lyle And then we’ll do it doggy style So we can both watch X-files
You and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel You and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel You and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel You and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel