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The Etiquette Song Lyrics

"The Etiquette Song" was written by Stone, Richard / Hastings, Peter.
"The Etiquette Song" was written by Stone, Richard / Hastings, Peter.

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When you walk into a party
It's a formal universe
So you jump up on your host
And with a kiss say, "Hello, nurse"

Remember that good diction
Reflects so well on you
So practice all your vowel sounds
By saying, "A, E, I, O, U, U, U, U, U"

To use the right utensil's
One of etiquette's demands
So we recommend you throw them out
And eat with your hands

A salad fork
A dinner fork
A butter knife
A water glass
A soup spoon
A dinner knife
A fork for eating pickled bass

An oyster fork, dessert spoon
A napkin and a finger bowl
A dinner spoon, a salad knife
A bread plate for your dinner roll

We've heard the rules you need to know
To make that social climb
But we'd rather spend our energy
On having a good time


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Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.


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