The Lamest Place In The World Lyrics

Patrice: Down the road, there�s a dairy queen Up the block, there�s a Walmart There�s a place you can accessorize your pets A school, a tree, a couple of churches And no matter how hard anybody searches That�s about as thrilling as this dumb-ass village gets
It�s the lamest place in the world But it just got a little bit better So don�t disappear It�s the lamest place in the world But I�m pretty sure It�s not as lame as it was before Now that you�re here
Forty miles to the nearest river Sixty miles to the airport When we plan our escape, that�s where we�re going to have to be It�s a shame, it�s a sham, it�s a terrible pity You got dragged away from New York City It�s major suck for you but it�s amazing luck for me
It�s the lamest place in the world [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/the-lamest-place-in-the-world-lyrics-aaron-simon-gross.html ] But it just got a little bit better I�m happy to say It�s the lamest place in the world
Your completely exotic Intellectual neurotic You would never have a shot except You�ve found the perfect guide And though I don�t really know you I can hardly wait to show you
Every fake and freak Every fool and clown Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town Let and laugh They won�t keep me down With you by my side
And it just got a little bit better Amazing but true Yes, the lamest place in the world Has lots of flaws But maybe it�ll be fine because It brought me to you