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The Litany of the Slain Lyrics

from Bloody Pit Of Horror

"The Litany of the Slain" is track #10 on the album Bloody Pit Of Horror. It was written by Bradley Roberts.
"The Litany of the Slain" is track #10 on the album Bloody Pit Of Horror. It was written by Bradley Roberts.

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And we begin our litany
Of peopled killed by mostly me
Goatie the load, he's first in line
Antarctic Ant not far behind

Ripped an arm off Melvin Fleebish
Mutant cockroach not for squeamish
Uncle Knobby crushed by engine
Pretty Pookie anus-bending

Anton Reemcobb, he exploded
Redneck got his chest imploded
Biker Bitch, she was de-titted
Stubbles on a pike was spitted

Cranial crush the Franken Ref
Ollie North was kicked to death
Smashed flat was mutant baby
Small Sac had to join the navy

The litany of the vanquished
The litany of the slain
You know their names will someday vanish
Enshrined in death they shall remain

Mr. Fudgie, death came quickly
Mrs. Fudgie, slow and sickly
Mangled spleen of Noriega
Log suck off, yeah, we betrayed ya

Crucified the oral swallow
Bested techno, threats were hollow
Bozo waged his mortal combat
Edna Grambo raped with wombat

The litany of the vanquished
The corporal, yes, he lost his tits
Private parts was drowned in shit
(The litany)
Poor ole Tome was beaten badly
(Of the slain)
Him was hacked and slashed up madly

Father Bohab, raped 'til dead
Gorgor, big sword through the head
(You know their names)
Smelly Hippy, shotgun blast
(Will someday vanish)
Art Fag with a face rip fast

Reeko Bowel Grande, he was flayed
Nigel Ponce was thricely gayed
(Enshrined in death)
Gor Borg got a spear through the gullet
(They shall remain)
Hitler had to bite the bullet

Bag Lady, disemboweled
Butterfly boy, raked and trowelled
Butterfly girl had no luck
Flopsy with a facial fist fuck

Boss Glom, he had his face melted
World Maggot was thricely belted
Flesh column with a double fist chop
O-J got jugular slit stop

Jerry Garcia, heart attack
Frank Sinatra, hammer whack
Bloody beat down Cardinal Syn
Syn Warriors were chopped at chin

Gray aliens stuck and skewered
Alien baby was manured
Michael Jackson was a fighter
Jerry Springer struck by lighter

Mutant Penguins, what a joke
Robo Sleazy, get a rope
Bill Clinton, hacked and mangled
Monika, her entrails tangled

Lady Di, death expected
El Duce, resurrected
Jon Benet, a bloody mass
Dead Elvis, a spear up ass

The master wasn't very scary
But John Kerry, very hairy
Marilyn Manson, he got skinned
Jagermonsta, flipped and pinned

Dr. Leaky, got jaw knocked off
Double tit chop Lara Croft
Al Gore saw his flesh a rending
Bush's death was never ending

Bone Snapper, he never died
Skullix did, though life, he tried
Bloody Mary, crushed by bison
Kicked the shit out of Mike Tyson

Courtney Love was raped and rotten
Had to hand a guy named Saddam
Osama crushed by weights so heavy
Found the head of Chandra Levy

Pope John Paul got bit by Gor Gor
Bashed and thrashed the Reagonator
Laci Peterson was found
Dick Cheney guts unwound

Paris Hilton fucked a donkey
Sharon Osbourne rather wonky
Lordi's head was on a stick
V-A Tech, dude, what a dick

Jewcifer, run down by camel
Double arm rip, toe enamel
Hell cop got a spear up ass
Ultimate Bohab, quickly gassed

Nazi Pope was executed
Mo Ho Med electrocuted
Hillary Clinton murdered mama
Gruesome killing of Obama

John McCain saw his guts spilling
Sawborg Destructo saw the killing
Messy death for General Zog'
Another baby crushed with log

And that's what this song is for
The creatures that were killed by GWAR
And that's what this song is for
So check in on the next GWAR tour

And that's what this song is for
So check in on the next GWAR tour
And that's what this song is for
The creatures that were killed by GWAR

Songwriters
Bradley Roberts

Published by
SLAVE PIT MUSIC

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