Lisa] If you wish to be our sitter
Please be sweet, and never bitter
Help us with maths and book reports
[Bart] Might I add, eat my shorts
[Bart] Just cuttin' through the treacle
[Lisa] If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
[Bart] Let me get away with moider
[Lisa] Teach us songs and magic tricks
[Homer] Might I add, no fat chicks!
[Lisa] The nanny we want is kindly and sage
[Homer] And one who will work for minimum wage
[Lisa] Hurry, nanny, things are grim -
[Grampa] - I'll do it!
[Bart & Lisa] Anyone but him!