The National Pastime Lyrics

Marilyn: Fellas Team: Yeah? Marilyn: Fellas Team: Is it? Marilyn: Hey team! Team: Hold the benches it’s Marilyn! Marilyn: I just got a date Team: She just got a date Marilyn: With baseball’s Joltin' Joe Team: That lucky so and so Marilyn: So run me around the bases Put me through my paces And teach me all the things a slugger’s lover should know Marilyn: What’s that there? Team: That’s the pitcher's mound Marilyn: Have you ever seen a shape that is so perfectly round? Team: Batter up Marilyn: Play ball All: You better give it your all, cuz’ all men like to play at Marilyn: The national pastime Marilyn: [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/the-national-pastime-lyrics-smash.html ] Who’s that man? Team: That’s the first base coach Marilyn: Have you noticed that he signals every time I approach? Team: Kill the Ump Marilyn: Throw him out Team: Because there isn’t a doubt that All: All men like to play at Marilyn: The national pastime Marilyn: When I was just a little girl I liked being dainty and purty But now that I’m giving sports a whirl, I find I kind of like to get dirty Team: Baby what’s that there? Marilyn: That’s the team bullpen And I like the odds I'm seeing no girls, all men! Team: Hit the deck, look alive beware the lady's line drive Marilyn: Because my skill and my passion will elevate the national… Peanuts! Hot dogs! Cracker Jack! I don’t care, I don’t care, if I ever get back! Team: When the season's over, The play won’t end Marilyn: Cuz’ a baseball diamond is a girl’s best friend All: Yes her style and her fashion will elevate the national pastime