The One On The Right Is On The Left Lyrics

There once was a musical troupe A pickin', singin' folk group They sang the mountain ballads And the folk songs of our land
They were long on musical ability Folks thought they would go far But political incompatibility Led to their downfall
Well, the one on the right was on the left And the one in the middle was on the right And the one on the left was in the middle And the guy in the rear was a Methodist
This musical aggregation Toured the entire nation Singing traditional ballads And the folk songs of our land
They performed with great virtuosity And soon they were the rage But political animosity Prevailed upon the stage
Well, the one on the right was on the left And the one in the middle was on the right And the one on the left was in the middle And the guy in the rear burned his driver's license
Well, the curtain had ascended A hush fell on the crowd As thousands there were gathered To hear the folk songs of our land
Well, the one on the right was on the bottom And the one in the middle was on the top And the one on the left got a broken arm And the guy on his rear said, "Oh, dear"
Now this should be a lesson If you plan to start a folk group Don't go mixin' politics With the folk songs of our land
Just work on harmony and diction Play your banjo well And if you have political convictions Keep 'em to yourself
Now, the one on the left works in a bank And the one in the middle drives a truck The one on the right's an all night DJ And the guy in the rear got drafted