Hey Hey, T-Swizzle (T-Swizzle)
And T-Pizzle (T-Pizzle)
[Taylor Swift:]I'm like 8 foot 4
Blonde hair to the floor
You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore
No I ain't got a gun
No I never really been in a club
Still live with my parents but I'm still a thug
I'm so gangster you can find me baking cookies at night
You out clubbing? Well I just made caramel delight
T-Swift and T-Pain rapping on the same track
It's a thug story, tell me can you handle that?
[T-Pain & Taylor:]I had a dream last night
[Taylor Swift:]I had high top Nikes
I had
[T-Pain & Taylor:]Diamonds in my mouth
And Diamonds on my mic
[Taylor Swift:]By the time I woke I was singing
[T-Pain:]I'm on a boat, whoa oh
[Taylor Swift:]Cause I'm a singer turned rapper
[T-Pain:]Shorty I'm a make ya
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/thug-story-lyrics-taylor-swift.html ]
[Taylor Swift:]Straight to the top, yo
[T-Pain:]Shorty I'm a take ya
[Taylor Swift:]You can call me T-Sweezy
Now I'm a rap star
[T-Pain:]Hey, It's a thug story
Now tell 'em who you are
Singer turned gangster
[Taylor Swift:]You don't want to fight me
[T-Pain:]Straight to the top
[Taylor Swift:]In my extra-small white tee
[T-Pain:]T-Swift and T-Pain all up on the same track
It's a thug story now can you get with that?
[Taylor Swift (T-Pain):]What, What, I knit sweaters, yo!
What, What, Don't test me (Beep)
Hey, Hold on, hold on...
I didn't even say anything I- (What?)
I said Yo (yup)
You guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything
I didn't swear (She didn't even swear)
Hello? Ugh!
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annanqaz2
lol this song is sooo funny!!!! she sounds good rapping also so this song is alsome!!!!!!!!!!!!
swiftsongs
hahahaha could not stop laughing and hahahaha im still laughing,funniest song ever(now ive laughed so much im crying) i LOVE U T-Swizzy you so frikin wierd like me!!..and awsome!!!
Karen48076
i love it
Lacey36762
she's my idol. i really really like t-swift
CrazierLee
she has a beautiful face and sweet voice She is fearless and her Love story has moved me Amazing girl hope you come to china one day!!
WeeRu
what can i say? she is talented.
tebin859
I <3 this song
Ray1123
Idk why my #!@%*# brother sent this to me. But i think this song is the best #!@%*# song ever.
XOXO123
who ever thought that eminem and taylor swift turned out to be a good couple lol XD
Ray1123
They would make the perfect couple
fanofstuff
Taylor Swift is an amazing song writer. The only other female song writer that even comes close to her skills her in the same sentence is Alanis Morissette. Saying Taylor isn't country, because she charts on rock etc... is Insane. What about Lynyrd Skynyrd and lots of other "southern" rock groups. That being said - rap is not music. It is crap. It's commercially produced trash like Britney Spears "music", although (c)rap glorifies a criminal, thug, deviant lifestyle. After what Kayne West did to Taylor Swift, you'd think she'd have learned her lesson and would want to stay away from the (c)rappers. Apparently not. She fully deserves whatever she gets.
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