TMZ Lyrics

You're sort of famous A minor celebrity And so it only makes sense The world would be Obsessed with every Single thing you do
They're running 'round With their camcorders in the night They lurk impatiently In hope that they just might See something real embarrassing You do
The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt That's the story that They're gonna feature With exclusive pics Of your flabby behind You think you're all alone But that's right when you'll find
A bunch of paparazzi Popping out of nowhere Cameras in your face And then suddenly You're on TMZ You're on TMZ
Following you When you're walking down the street And asking stupid questions While you're trying to eat So you cover your face Thinking to yourself "Hey, isn't this creepy?"
And they're out there praying You'll have a big meltdown And take 'em on a little car chase Through this whole town They'll be there with you When you're going to jail First on the scene For every wardrobe fail
You just picked up some transvestite Seconds later It's up on the website Get a vegas wedding [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/tmz-lyrics-weird-al-yankovic.html ] A quickie divorce And they'll be Sneaking in Snapping pictures, of course
And if they ever catch you Picking your nose Or stumbling down the street On a drunken spree You're on TMZ
Stalking you, just waiting by your front door Trailing you through Airport security They're with TMZ
They're with TMZ
[We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOP Is that a baby bump? I pronounce her guilty, of leaving the house while FAT Look who's drinking COFFEE, Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING]
Oh, let me tell you It's getting to the point Where a famous person can't Even get a D.U.I Or go on a racist rant Those guys are all around So you really shouldn't dare Go to every club in town If you've lost your underwear
Seems that every single time A star decides to shave her head Or ram their car into a tree They're on TMZ
If they catch you peeing in the bushes Later on, that night Well, I guarantee You're on TMZ You're on TMZ
You're on TMZ
Every single celebrity Knows they're gonna be
There on TMZ