Well, well, well, what the fuck is this?
A condom in my bed, you better start talkin' bitch
Before I take a match and burn this mother fucker down
I said, "You better start talkin' and start talkin' right goddamn now"
Then she said "Baby, I'm so speechless
Then I said, "My baby you gon' be breathless
If you don't start talkin' quick!
Woman I'm gon' have a fit!"
"You don't know what you fuckin' with
Girl you better cut the bullshit!"
Now it's obvious somebody has been all up in my home, in my bed
Plus I smell cigarettes
Now I'm sniffin' and lookin' around, I'm suspicious like someone's here
Then I look in her eyes and in her eyes was so much fear
Pull out my gun and said is he still here
She shook her head and said, "No"
I'm checkin' behind every door
She cried out, "He left right after you called
I said, "What the fuck was you thinkin'
You thought that I wouldn't find this out"
Then I said, "You must be crazy
You on crack to have someone all up in my motherfuckin' house"
She hopped up and said, "That's enough"
She said, "I can't take no more"
And the she said, "You made your point
But now it's time to even the score"
She said, "I know all about last night"
And where you went when you left the club"
She said, "That's right nigga I was there
With this guy in the back of the club"
I said, "I thought you was with your girls"
She said, "I thought you was with your guys"
She said, "You was at that bitches house
And don't you even try to act surprised"
I said, "Babe", she said, "Shut up don't you say a word
It ain't nothing you can say that I ain't already heard"
Then I said, "Woman don't you try to turn it all around"
'Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house"
Then she said, "Your right about that, something did go down
But I don't have to turn it around
'Cause what goes around comes back around"
I'm movin' a little closer to her, she's trippin' over the furniture
She said, "Wait first just let me explain"
I said, "No need to just give me his name"
And the she says, "Ah, ah", I say, "Ah what?"
She says, "Please sit down in the chair"
And I say, "No I'm standing up"
And then she cries out, "I'm so scared to tell you
Because of what you might do"
And I scream, "Look girl you better give me this mans name
And I'm not playin' with you!"
She says, Okay
Wipes her nose and asks me about a girl name Tina
I thought to myself, said, "It sounds familiar"
Then said, "I'll probably know her if I seen her"
Then I said, "Anyway girl
What the hell does that got to do with this man?"
She said, "He know my girl Roxanne"
I said, "Who the hell is Roxanne?"
Then she said, "Roxanne is a friend of mine
Who know this guy named Chuck
Chucks cool with this guy named Rufus"
And I'm sitting there like what the fuck
Then she says, "Rufus wife Cathy, we both went to high school
She introduce me to that policeman that stopped you"