Unhappy Birthday Lyrics

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 'Cause you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad but I won't cry
Loved and lost and some may say When usually it's nothing, surely you're happy It should be this way, I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog" May the lines sag, lines sag heavy and deep tonight"
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 'Cause you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad but I won't cry
Loved and lost and some may say When usually it's nothing, surely you're happy It should be this way, I said, "No" and then I shot myself So, drink, drink, drink and be ill tonight
From the one you left behind From the one you left behind From the one you left behind From the one you left behind
Behind, behind, behind Behind, behind, behind Oh, unhappy birthday Behind, behind, behind