I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
but I've been with Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine,
I've been on fire with Sally Fields,
gone fast with a girl named Bo,
but somehow they just don't end up as mine.
It's death-defying life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and t.v.
But the hardiest thing I ever do
is watch my leading ladies
kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.
I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand new car
'cause i'm the unknown stuntman
that made Redford such a star.
I've never spent much time in school
but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay.
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
blown up for Raquel Welch but when
I wind up in the hay it's only hay, Hey-Hey.
I might jump an open drawbridge
or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that
makes Eastwood look so fine.
They'll never make me President
but I've got the best first ladies.
Some days I've got'em as far as the
eye can see, "oowee"
A morning dive with Jackie Smith
I crash in the night Cheryl
but in the end never stay with me.
I might fall from tall building
so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt
I might leap a mighty canyon
so he can kiss and flirt.
While that smooth talker's
kissin' my girl I'm just kissin' dirt.
Yes I'm the boneless stuntman
that made a lover out of Burt.