Vicki Waiting Lyrics

I'm of a mind to make some mookie Phone book
Phone rings, it's Vicki callin' She wants me to come to the crib You see conversation's better than being lonely So I try my best to ad lib
I tell her a joke about the woman Who asked her lover, "Why is your organ so small?" He replied, "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral" Vicki didn't laugh at all
This is where she wants to be And I am what she wants to see I've never known a love so sweet But still I keep Vicki waiting, alright
All is well in Gotham City The sound of terror is all you hear Sometime a pistol take the place of her body Sometimes her body's here
You see, when crime is your only love All that matters, the present, the here and now People, people, whatever floats this Joker's boat Is whatever this Joker will bang
This is where she wants to be I am what she wants to see Never known a love so sweet Still I keep Vicki waiting, oh, yeah, wait on, mama
Talk of children still frightens me Is my character enough to be One that deserves a copy made? This, I one day, I hope to see
Until then she's held at bay By my animal like persistence Or maybe she's just to proud to say That fate, fate brought us together And this is where she wants to stay
This is where she wants to be I am what she wants to see Never known a love so sweet Still I keep Vicki waiting
This is where she wants to be I am what she wants to see Never known a love so sweet Still I keep Vicki waiting
All is well in Gotham Town This is where she wants to be I am what she wants to see I've never known a love so sweet But still I keep Vicki, still I keep Vicki Still I keep Vicki waiting, oh, yeah
Still I keep Vicki, still I keep Vicki waiting This is where she wants to be