Andre Rieu Lyrics

Overview / Lyrics (see all) / Photos / Videos / News

Washington Post Lyrics

from New York Memories

"Washington Post" is track #11 on the album New York Memories.
Edit
"Washington Post" is track #11 on the album New York Memories.
For Example...
What chart rank did the song debut? What is the song about? Has it won any awards?, etc.
Cancel Submit
Thank You For Your Submission
Your introduction will appear once it has been deemed awesome by our team of wizards.
  • Play Video
  • Correct
  • Print

Washington Post Submit Correct Lyrics

Submit Corrections Cancel

WASHINGTON POST

Get the news, the very latest news, the news youll never get from any other source, sir.

The Washington Post is my newspaper
The Washington Post the one to read, the Washington Post is all you need,
The Washington Post is my view shaper,
The Washington Post, The Washington Post, The Washington Post, the Post, the Post

So if youre after the latest news, The Washington Post will give you the most,
And if youre craving the latest views, The Washington Post is the one you need, sir!
So if you are after the latest news, The Washington Post will give you the most,
And if youre craving the latest views, The Washington Post is the one to read, sir!

Theyve got the comics and the crossword puzzles, too
Theyve got the help wanted pages and want ads there
So if you think youll ever find a better paper in the world
You better go to church and say a prayer (and say a prayer)
Theyve got photographers and correspondents too
Theyve got a big editorial staff as well
So if you think youll ever find a better paper in the world
My friend then you can always go to Hell, (you go to hell, you go to hell you go to hell
You go to hell you go to hell then you can always go to hell, sir!
You might be wondering about their op-ed page
And if theyll print what you offer as timeless prose?
Well, its agreed at least theyll read whatever screed youve scribbled
Right before they tell you, Stick it up your nose! (yes up your nose, yes up your nose,
Yes up your nose, before they tell you, you can stick it up your nose, sir!
Reporters write their stories down by hand sometimes
They use computers and typewriter keyboards, too
So if you think youll ever find a better paper anywhere
Then you can stick it up your old wazoo, up your wazoo, Hey!

Listen to André Rieu Radio on Last.fm, Radio.com or Jango

Music News