Weenie In A Bottle Lyrics

It feels like I've been alone to long with no girls around my mom was wonderin' Thinking of some way to release it I looked in the kitchen saw some Crisco oil and that's when my blood started to boil Oh yeah Oww, oww, oww Aw oh Oww, oww, oww God what did I just do
No one wanted to be with me Had to make my dream come true I wanted to have something I didn't know what to do It seemed like a good idea And no one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle And now I can't get it out I stuck my weenie in a bottle today Got it stuck up there all the way I stuck my weenie in a bottle oh no Can't, can't someone come help me out
It's turning purple all the feelings gone Now where did I put that frigin' phone Dialing 911 Please pick up I'm in a lot of pain This was supposed to feel good know I'm suffering Oh please answer Denver 911 what is your emergency Oww, oww, oww Hello Oww, oww, oww Sir what seems to be the problem No one wanted to be with me [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/weenie-in-a-bottle-lyrics-weird-al-yankovic.html ] Had to make my dream come true I wanted to have something I didn't know what to do Go on It seemed like a good idea And no one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle and now I can't get it out
So you stuck your weenie in a bottle oh my You must feel really lonely guy You stuck your weenie in a bottle that's a first Don't worry sir were sending somebody out Hey Pam this guy got his weenie stuck in a bottle No way He does He's such a loser Wait Wait sir were sending somebody out ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha He's in here lets break the door down Oh my god
No one wanted to be with him He had to make his dream come true He wanted to have something I didn't know what to do It seemed like a good idea and no one else was around He stuck his weenie in a bottle And now I can't get it out Ok relax kid were gonna get this thing of ya Ok terry get ready Ready pull, pull, pull Oooooooouuuuuuuuccccchhhhh Stuck my weenie in a bottle today Now, now, now I can't get it out