Welcome To The Family Lyrics

Welcome to the family Hope you have a real good life With my little sister Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
Hope you have lots of babies Hope you get a real good job Hope you don't mind company 'Cause we'll be here a lot
And brother, here's some brotherly advice If you know what's good for you You'll treat her right
'Cause grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah He's the judge and the jury, too Uncle Bill's the undertaker Son, he'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy He'll fight you just for fun Momma's got a real bad temper And daddy's got a shotgun
Welcome to the family And this side of the tracks And if you ever leave her You ain't comin' back
My nephew is a hunter And he's gonna hunt you down Just like he did the last one And he still ain't been found
I like you just fine Don't get me wrong But boy, take care of her 'Cause if you don't
Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah He's the judge and the jury, too Uncle Bill's the undertaker Son, he'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy He'll fight you just for fun Momma's got a real bad temper And daddy's got a shotgun
Heh, grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah He's the judge and the jury, too Uncle Bill's the undertaker Son, he'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy He'll fight you just for fun Momma's got a real bad temper And daddy's got a shotgun
Welcome to the family Hope you have a real good life With my little sister Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
Welcome to the family Momma's got a real bad temper Daddy's got a shot gun
Welcome to the family Momma's got a real bad temper Daddy's got a shot gun
Welcome to the family Momma's got a real bad temper Daddy's got a shot gun
Welcome to the family Momma's got a real bad temper Daddy's got a shot gun
Welcome to the family Momma's got a real bad temper Daddy's got a shot gun
Welcome to the family Momma's got a real bad temper My daddy's got a shotgun