Welcome To The Show Lyrics

Well, hello boy and girls come on in see the show It's the mystical, magical, great dark carnival Don't bother lookin' for parkin', get rid of it It ain't like you ever comin' back you fuckin' idiot
The carnival emerges only when you about to die Right now motherfucker, you about dead in the sky So come and put your soul up on the murder-go-round And we'll strap you down and send you into oblivion
I got a spike for your neck with my ninja blowgun 'Cause I be the juggalada Don Dada Lada shogun I swings my sword down and split you in two Before you even fall, I bitch smack both of you
Welcome to the carnival 50,000 Juggalos Freaks and weirdos, and killers at our shows I'm just glad we down with 'em, hate to be y'all And have a juggalo shatter my skull, for the carnival
Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival Welcome to the show, bitch boy you dead Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival Welcome to the show, dead, dead, dead, dead
Fuck you if you don't like it
Welcome to my exhibit, I be the Shaggs Sit back and enjoy, relax your nipples and nutbags It's only Juggalos here you know what we about Swingin' hatchets, Faygo, and our dick in your mouth
So they call us a circus we accept the roll We been sayin' that it's comin' for like 10 years or so And everywhere that we from Alaska to Spain We seein' Juggalos dancin' in the Faygo rain
Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high I seen them jump from the stage and float off into the sky They ain't never comin' back, their carnival has been found And all we can do is dream about it smokin' 'em down
I got love for dead people and I hope to die I got Neden waitin' on me up in Shangri-la But if you really wanna hear the fuckin' devils exhibit The shit is called hells pit run out and get it
Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival Welcome to the show, bitch boy you dead Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival Welcome to the show, dead, dead, dead, dead
Juggalos said
When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival Welcome to the show, it's that carnival paradise Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival Welcome to the show, it's that carnival paradise
And fuck the fuck outta you if you don't like it
When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise