Well, Did You Evah Lyrics

Have you heard? The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane Well did you evah? What a swell party this is!
Have you heard That poor dear Blanche got run down by an avalanche? Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is!
What daiquiris! What sherry, please! What burgundy! What pommery!
Have you heard? Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch? Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is!
Missus Smith in her new Hup Crossed the bridge when the bridge was up Well, did you evah? What a swell part this is!
What brandy, wow! What whiskey, here's how! What gin and what beer! Will you sober up, dear?