Around the house, I never lift a finger
As a husband and father, I'm sub-par
I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year
I'm happy with things the way they are
[Lisa] I'm getting used to never getting noticed
[Bart] I'm stuck here until I can steal a car
The house is still a mess
And I'm going bald from stress!
[Homer, Bart & Lisa] But we're happy just the way we are!
[Flanders] They're not perfect, but the Lord says love thy neighbour
[Homer] - Shut up, Flanders
Don't think it's sour grapes
But you're all a bunch of apes
And so I must be leaving you!