Oh my God!
Holy mother in heaven!
What? The reviews arent good? What dont they like?
That we put on a show!
The Boston Globe says, If you loved Oklahoma, stay there as long as Robbin Hood is running in Boston!
Critics! Whod make a living out of killing other peoples dreams? I mean
What kind of man would take a job like that
What kind of slob would take a job like that
Carmen and Oscar:
Who could be mean enough
Base and obscene enough
To take a job like that
Wait a minute! Heres something in the Herald that might be good! Formerly married composer and lyricist Aaron Fox and
Georgia Hendricks have provided film star Jessica Cranshaw with a star vehicle .. that ought to be driven off a cliff.
What kind of mom would raise her boy like that
Whod want her baby to destroy like that
Who could be jerk enough
Hard up for work enough
To want a job like that
Ohhhhhhhhhh what kind of low down dirty bum
Ohhhhhhhhhh what kind of swine-ish scurvy scum
Loathsome as they come, I wonder
What kind of man would want a job like that
What kind of putz would squeeze your nuts like that
Who could be prick enough
Mentally sick enough
Whod want to grow to be
Critics are hated and
So excoriated tell me
What kind of man
Would want a job like
Hey, hey, hey, get a load of thisthe Cambridge Patriot says, Considering the talent and experience of the veterans
involved, Robbin Hood is sure to be a huge Broadway smash.
What kind of genius has a mind like that
So perspicacious, wise and kind like that
Far from his mothers knee
She must be thrilled to see
How he grew up to be
Such brilliant company
Refined and reflective
Were completely objective
But it mists up your heart
To meet a man like that!